starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

(via nutella0mutt)

opheliadawnwalker:

thepokeyhokey:

whatisthissitefor:

‘JK, go on, fondle.’

“Don’t mind me, I’ll be in the corner holding a video camera…”

“And I’ll have Jarvis make DVDs”

opheliadawnwalker:

thepokeyhokey:

whatisthissitefor:

‘JK, go on, fondle.’

“Don’t mind me, I’ll be in the corner holding a video camera…”

“And I’ll have Jarvis make DVDs”

(via nutella0mutt)

nurikowolf:

soooooo, yeah there goes a nosebleed

nurikowolf:

soooooo, yeah there goes a nosebleed

It had been a long night. Steve had asked Tony to teach him how to use a laptop, and at first, he relished the challenge. However, Tony began to realize just how difficult it was to introduce Email to this man who belonged to a completely different time period. Close to 4 AM, they decided to call it quits and Tony offered Steve his couch for the night which the worn-out Steve gladly accepted. When the sun began to shine, Tony begrudgingly got out of bed. Today, he could have been working on his suit, but he’ll have to continue his laptop lessons with Steve instead. “If he doesn’t get it by today, it’s no use,” he thought to himself. He made breakfast and coffee in a grouchy mood, and when he was finished, he went to go wake Steve up. Looking at the broad-shouldered, well-built man splayed out on his couch, new feelings began to rise up inside of him. He noticed how Steve’s blond hair caught the sun and shone like gold. He also couldn’t help but be transfixed by his chest, rising up and down as Steve peacefully slept. He shook his head, as if that could erase the lightheadedness he had began to feel. A second afterwards, Steve woke up… 

(via sammyscoveredinglitter)

peaceiwillstopyourmouth:

“Nah.”

IT WAS INEVITABLE GUYS.

INEVITABLE OKAY.

at the same time I’m not sorry